Luring the She - a guide to Thai Dating and Finding your Dream Thai Girl

Insight
Ok, so you have all had experience dating or courting western girls at some time or another, perhaps a black babe or an eastern European. Thai girls are different; firstly they don’t speak English very well. Some do to a certain extent but not enough to allow you to have meaningful conversations. That would come later… So what do what have left if you can’t really chat them up? We only have you, your appearance, the way you look, and the sound of your voice. No matter what you think you look or sound like to other people, you will definitely appear different to the Thais. Personality is everything isn’t it? But if you can’t convey your personality with wit and wisdom and you are not an animated person, then what can you do? Here lies the answer; try to change! You can change back later (they do!) but during the dating process and courtship it’s up to you to be different from your usual self.

The ingredients
1 Personality
1 Semi-reasonably fit body
2 Suits
3 to 4 Pairs of smart casual slacks (long)
7-9 Fashionable shirts (long sleeved)
8 T-shirts
3 Pairs of good leather shoes
2 Pairs of smart/sports sneakers
1 Silver or Gold Watch (non-digital)
1 Leather Bree wallet
3 Pairs of short pants
25 pairs of underwear
10 pairs of socks
1 Can of strong deodorant
1 Mens cologne (subtle type)
1 Iron (creased clothes are a no no)

You get the general picture with above? The keyword when you are dating is “appearance”. Her first impression of you is the most important one. If she looks up to the sky after seeing you for the first time, you might as well just walk away.

Some Methods to Get the Attention of a Thai Girl

Take one personality, and try and mould into a more animated one, practice using your hands a bit more, use gesture and body movement and make sure you look into her eyes when talking to your date. Think up witty things to say, ones that a person with little English ability would understand and find funny. And most importantly, don’t appear nervous. Try to be cool, practice your moves at home in front of a mirror or record it on video. Practice things like the “taking your wallet out of your pocket and paying” technique-which involves keeping a calm face when you get the check. Thai girls notice everything!

Take the reasonably-fit body and transport it to the fitness club for a 2 week intensive before dating. It works wonders, you’ll feel and look much better.
Now for the clothes, I’ve tried to list all the clothes necessary for almost any type of occasion, the last thing you want to do is look like a slob. Now Thai girls are very fussy about clothes, appearance and personal hygiene. Use your common sense when it comes to clothes. Browse through men’s magazines to give you some sense of fashion and try to dress accordingly.

Don’t fear looking good. You may shock the people around you, and you may feel uncomfortable or embarrassed. So if people tease you ignore, ignore, ignore! The new you have emerged! Wear and carry your accessories like wallets and watches even wear some jewelry. Get used to looking good, wear the clothes and don’t let the clothes wear you. Thai girls when dating are impressed with this, you’ll look influential, even if you are not. They don’t mind if you are poor so long as you don’t look poor! Thai girls love to show off to their friends, so don’t embarrass them.

On the plate
Assuming you’ve:
Showered (this is a daily must!-Thai people take showers 3 or 4 times a day, they can tell if you’ve missed a day).
You’ve used deodorant. (BO can form very quickly even after showering. It is a big no no for Thai girls-so be aware)
You’ve checked the fashion magazines-and dressed accordingly. (It’s important to wear completely different clothes each time you meet).
You’ve practiced your moves.
You’ve practiced your chat lines.

You’re done, you’re ready to roll. Enjoy!